Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Vermont Acts Quickly In Response To Bush's Secret Hacker Identity

Within 24 hours of our exposure of George W. Bush's secret online identity (the W stands for "Whitehat") the state of Vermont quickly voted to begin Impeachment proceedings against him.

We would like to thank the state of Vermont and it's citizens for acting so quickly. As a result of the obvious high levels of controversy and public outcry that we believe has occurred as a direct result of our findings, we have decided to continue our investigative reporting in order to keep you informed.

In the mean time, please check out our original expose below and the shocking photos that may leave you unable to ever look at our president and other world leaders the same again.

Thank you,

Monday, March 5, 2007

Intarnational Whitehat convention EXPOSED!

Inside teh whitehat conspearacy!

Bush takes off white hat to infiltrate projekt Mayhem

ut ohs, I dun want mommie to see me on teh computor again I'm supposed to be doing hooked on phonix.

Bush recruits Kofi Ah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nan to sekret white hat krew, they decide to do nothing about skiddie flame warz in Dafur because they have no 0days they could sell to symantec

"Ahz dont knows nuthin bout no computaz but I show does looks good in this here hat, Now where's that fried chicken y'alls was talkin bout? and what the hells is a sam-man-tek?"

Jacques "t3h Hak" Chirac launches evil plan to rootkit teh whitehats

"OMGz Bush is such teh n00b, he still thinks XXSaddamXX has 0days!, watch this here comes teh lollercopter."

Tony Blair: "Dun t3llz NE1 I am teh n00bz0r, How do3s I k0mpi13 this?" He asks.

Putin AV detects Backdoor.Draft.War.In.Iraq Virus

He wants to LOL but he has ordered those keys removed.

European Union complains "It no works on teh makantoosh"

Japan wanting to get shoutz in iraq defacement pwn@g3 gets 0wn3d!
"OMGz this is teh best screen saver evar!"

Bush poses with new hat for myspace profile